An American explained to his Russian friend that the United States is a truly free country because a person could literally stand directly in front of the White House and scream out, "Fuck the U.S. President" and nothing would happen to him!
The Russian quickly countered that what his American friend was saying is all false propaganda because he too could also easily stand in the middle of Red Square and shout out, "Fuck the U.S. President" and nothing would happen to him either!
