A Russian factory worker standing in line for over 6 hours just to buy a bottle of vodka at the liquor store finally says to his comrades, "I've had enough of this bullshit! Save my place, I am going to shoot that fucking Putin right in his head!" Two hours later he returns to claim his place in line. His friends ask him, "So, did you get him?"... "No, the line there was even longer than the line here!"
