Not to diminish the horrors presently taking place in Ukraine because I think its disgusting, but I thought we could all use something to lighten the somber mood a bit...so here goes!
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In a free country they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia they have Leninade, advertising, "Why not refresh yourself with a Cold War?"
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A Russian provoked war isn't about who's right, it's about who's left!
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Yo mama so stupid she tried stopping The Cold War with a space heater!
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Shopping in the Soviet Union...

A Russian man walks into a shop. He asks the counterman, "You don't have any meat?"

The shop clerk says back to him, "No comrade, here we don't have any fish. The shop that doesn't have any meat is directly across the street."