A guy with amnesia walks into a bar,goes up to a cute blonde,and says "do I come here often"?
What do you call someone who takes care of chicken's? A Chicken Tender
A cowboy walks into a saloon. His pants,shirt,and hat are made out of paper, The Sheriff comes in and says to the cowboy "you're under arrest"' The cowboy asks "on what charge" "Rustling". says the Sheriff
A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. When he finishes,he asks the bartender "what do I owe you" The bartender replies,"for you,no charge".
