The Weenie Contest... - Three 3rd grade children; an Irish kid, an Italian, and a Black, were in the elementary school bathroom during recess one morning and they decided to have a weenie contest to see who had the biggest weenie.
The little Irish boy pulls his out first and it's pretty small. The Italian boy goes next and it's about average. Then the Black boy pulls his out and it's clearly the largest, but the other boys say, "Well you won, but it's only because you're Black!"
So later that night when the Black kid gets home his mother asks him what he did that day in school. He tells her all about how they colored crayons in books, and reading, and what they learned about, and how he played at recess. But then he says very proudly, "And mom, today me and my friends had a weenie contest, and I won!"
But mom, the others boys said I only won because I'm Black." To which his mother replied, "Tyrone, you didn't win because you were Black. You won because you're 17 years old!"
