Two Italian guys were sitting around discussing which woman they'd wanna have sex with if they could pick from any woman in the whole world...

The first guys says the famous Italian actress "Sophia Loren." ...The second guy quickly comments, "Virginia Pippellini"

The first guy's like, "What?...Who's that? Is she a model?"

"I don't know"

"Is she an actress?"

"I don't know"

"A Singer?"

"I don't know"

Finally the first Italian asks, "Well, if you don't even know who she is then why choose her?"

The second guy pulls out a newspaper and points to the top headline that reads, "Virginia Pipeline blows 50 men dead!"