I'm not saying I have bad luck with women, but my Twitter handle is # Swipe Left.

This new technology doesn't help either. I was talking to a girl and she said "Why don't you Zoom me?
I said "OK,take off your pants" and she threw a drink in my face.

I told another girl "I didn't come here to be insulted" and she replied "where do you usually go? I can meet you"

I told her friend "I've never been so insulted in my entire life" and she said "Oh,you must have been"