A LITTLE SOMETHING TO HOPEFULLY BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY... -- A man walks up to a counter and says, "Gimme a kielbasa sandwich and beer!" "Ah" says the guys behind the counter. "You must be Polish."
Whoa! Whoa! The man angrily says back to the counterman becoming very irate as he does so. "I happen to take great offense to that. Why are assuming that just because I ordered kielbasa and a beer that I must be Polish?"
"Well....stammered the guy."
But the customer was so hot under the collar by this time that he cut the counter guy off mid-sentence and says, "If I had ordered spaghetti and meatballs, would you automatically assume that I was Italian?"
"Well no" the counter guy sheepishly answered the customer.
"And if I ordered some corned beef and cabbage, would that automatically make me an Irishman?"
"Absolutely not" replied the counter guy.
"So then tell me why" says the customer, "it is that you are assuming I'm Polish just because I ordered a kielbasa sandwich and a beer?"
"Well" stammered the counter guy...."because this here is a hardware store!"
