An earthquake hits Rome,and a wall inside the Vatican collapses,revealing a sealed, locked chest inside a small room.
No one has any idea what it is or when it was put there.
The Pope is summoned and the chest is carefully opened by the best locksmith in Rome,who has been sworn to secrecy.
Inside is the actual, original Bible.
The Pope and the Bible are escorted, under extremely tight security, to a room so that His Holiness can have the honor of reading it first.
6 hours later,the Pope comes out of the room with tears streaming down his face.
His top Cardinal says "He is so moved by God's word that he is shedding tears of joy"
The Pope turns to the Cardinal and still crying says "CELEBRATE,the word is CELEBRATE"