God went to a Frenchman and asked, "I've got some commandments here, do you want some?"
"What are they like?" The Frenchman asked? "Thou shall not commit adultery" answered God. "I don't think sooo...slurred the Frenchman. - So God went to a German and asked if he wanted any commandments. "What are they like?" The German questioned. "Thou shall not kill!" God replied. "Hmmm, perhaps not the German sighed. - So God went to an Italian, offering him some commandments. "What are they like?" The Italian inquired. "Thou shall not steal," Answered God. "No thank you!" The Italian quickly answered. - So then God approached a Jew and offered him some commandments.
"How much are they?" The Jew asked. "They're free" God answered him.
