MASSAGING THE WIFE... - An Italian, a Frenchman, and an American, were discussing the art of massaging their spouses and the benefits thereof...
First the Italian said, "Last night I massaged my wife with the finest Extra Virgin Olive Oil, then we made passionate love until I made her scream for 5 minutes during a massive orgasm she had."
The Frenchman quickly chimed in, "Last night I massaged my wife with a special aphrodisiac oil, then I made sultry love to her. She screamed out as she orgasmed for 15 minutes.
Not to be outdone, the American told them both, "Thats nothing fellas! Last night I massaged my wife with cheese, then made love to her and made her scream for 2 hours!
Astonished, the Italian and Frenchman exclaimed, "Wow, for 2 hours? How did you accomplish that?"
The American retorted, "I wiped my hands on the curtains."
