A GERMAN, AN ITALIAN, AND IRISHMAN ARE SITTING AT A BAR... - When 3 flies suddenly fly into the room and dive-bomb directly into each of their 3 drinks.
The German puts down his drink and says, "I can't drink this!"
The Italian quickly scoops the fly out of his drink with a spoon and says, "that's good enough for me" and continues drinking.
The Irishman grabs hold of the fly and starts shaking the little fella like crazy, yelling, "Spit it all out you thieving bastard!
