Two Italian guys named Dino and Marcello go out fishing on a boat. Suddenly, Dino spots and old WWII bomb floating along the top of the water towards them.

He screams, "Marcello! Marcello!...Looka! Looka! It's a mine! It's a mine!
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A bit annoyed, Marcello answers Dino back, "Take it easy compare, I don't care you can a have it!"