10 year old Vito is on a park bench with a bag full of candy bars,eating one after another.

An older man sitting next to him says"kid,it ain't good to eat candy like that, you're teeth are gonna rot,you'll get acne,and get sick with diabetes".

Vito says,"well my grandfather lived to be 101 years old"

The guy asks"did he eat lots of candy?".

Vito replies "no,he minded his own fuckin' business !"