BRING ME BACK A NICE ITALIAN GIRL, HUH?....
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A man is dropping his wife off at the airport where she's going on a business trip for a week to Italy.

Before saying his goodbyes, he quips, "Now be sure to bring me back a nice really young Italian girl, ok honey?"

A week later he's back at the airport to pick up his wife from her return trip from Italy.

After kissing her hello, he says, "So, did you get me that nice young Italian girl I asked for?"

To which his wife responds, Well I tried my best honey, but we're gonna have to wait about nine months to find out if it's a girl or not!"