What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!
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Here's a little survey taken in Italy by the Italian National Health Department to try and determine why men get up out of bed in the night. Here are the results...

10% to raid the refrigerator to grab a late night snack

15% to go take a pee

75% to go home!
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Happy Saturday people!.... enjoy your day.