What does a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common?
They both have a 150,000,000 to 1 chance of becoming a human being.

St Peter notices that the Pearly Gates are showing a lot of wear and tear,so he decides to get some bids to spruce them up.

The 1st bidder is an iron worker,who quotes 1,000 bucks to replace the hinges and some bars,and shine the whole thing up.

The 2nd bidder is an electrician who bids 5,000 bucks to install a remote control opener, and trim the gates in neon.

The 3rd bidder is an Italian contractor who bids 21,000 to do some very minor cosmetic work.

St Peter asks "why such a huge amount for some very basic work"?

The contractor looks both ways,drops his voice to a whisper and replies "10 grand for me,10 grand for you,and a thousand for the iron worker.