An Italian guy named Joey goes to see Dr. Bacigalupo, who was the family physician, but also a personal fried of his. Once called into the doctor's examination room Joey asks the doc straight out, "Hey Dr. Bacigalupo, do you think you can prescribe a sleeping pill for my mother-in-law?"
The doctor responds, "Perche'? Is your mother-in-law suffering from insomnia?"
Joey responds, "No, my mother-in-law sleeps very well at night, the sleeping pills are for the daytime!"
