Here's a "Karnak" joke (you get the answer, you guess the question):

The answer is: "Add three zeroes."
The question is: What happens to a movie's budget when Francis Coppola directs it?

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.