A woman is rushed to the delivery room of the local hospital.
When the baby comes out.the Doctor says "Miss,your baby is black,and has blonde hair and slanted eyes".
The mother replies"about 9 months ago, I was so broke I was living on the street. I got offered a lot of money to shoot a porn movie.
I had scenes with a Black man,a Chinese man,and a Swedish man.
When the Doctor slaps the baby on the butt and he starts to cry,the mother shouts out "Thank God!!"
The Doctor says"That's right,just be happy that the baby is healthy"
The mother replies' you don't understand. I was afraid he was going to bark".