Three pregnant women (a brunette, redhead, and a blond) were sitting in a lounge chatting. The brunette says, "I know what I'm gonna have. I was on top when we did it so it'll definitely be a boy."

The redhead says, "By your logic then I will definitely have a girl because I was on the bottom missionary style when we did it."

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot screaming, "Puppies! Puppies!"