An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across the country on a small plane when the pilot comes on over the loud speaker and says, "We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the cockpit door and jump from the plane so at least one of you will survive.
The four hesitantly open the door and look down below... The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, "Remember The Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
