Flying fucking rats with wings. Filthy animals, their shit is extremely toxic.

I can see liking an animal because they're a rarity in the city but pigeons? Might as well play with sewer rats. They're loud too. Talk about an animal that does absolutely no good.

We used to drive around in the country when I was about 12. My uncle and his buddy would take me. They'd drink beer as we drove from farm to farm getting out the shotguns at each stop.

I didn't start to hate them until I moved to the city out west here though. Shit EVERYWHERE, never shut the fuck up. Can't shoot them in city limits. I heard if you mix Alka seltzer or pop rocks into bits of bread it makes them blow up. Not sure if that's true. Then you've got a stinky diseased flying fuckin rat carcass in your yard.