Originally Posted by Mamaluke
Did you hear about the three blondes they found frozen at the drivethru theater? They went to see "Closed For the Winter".


I see we've morphed into Blond jokes. Lol. So be it.
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A businessman gets on an elevator and spots a big chested blond already inside. She smiles at him and says, "T G I F"

He smiled back and said, "S H I T"

She looked at him a bit puzzled and then repeated, T G I F

Acknowledging her remark, he then related, S H I T

The blond was only trying to be friendly so she flashed her biggest smile while propping out her ample chest and again sweetly saying, T G I F

The man smiled back, while stating once again with a quizzical expression while ogling her twin assets, S H I T

The blond finally decided to explain things this time around as she said, T G I F, means T-hank G-oodness I-t's F-riday. Get it? TGIF

The man answered her, explaining, "S-orry H-oney, I-t's T-hursday." SHIT