A blonde was asked if she knew the capital of Nevada. She replied "N"

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.

There was a power outage at the Mall.
Three blondes were stuck on the escalator for two hours.

A blonde bought an AM radio.
Two weeks later,she found out she could play it at night.

What's the definition of Artificial Intelligence?
A blonde that dyes her hair brown.

What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.

A blonde goes to her Doctor and tells him that everywhere she touches herself,it hurts.
The Doctor replies "Miss,you have a broken finger"

A blonde kept empty beer bottles in her fridge.
She said that they were for her friends that don't drink.