Polish guy wants nothing more in his life than to be Italian. One day he goes out and buys an Armani suit, a pinky ring, gold chain with a horn, puts on a fedora hat and walks into the store; in his best New York Italian accent he says 'Yo, gimme some prosciutto, half a pound of Mozzarella cheese, and some gabagool"
The guy behind the counter looks up at him and says "What are you a pollock?"
