An Italian guy named Vito walks into an Irish Pub and sees a sign posted just inside the entrance vestibule that reads;

Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. $5
Ham and Cheese Sandwiches $15
Hand-Jobs $30

So he approaches the bar, behind which are several gorgeous looking girls serving drinks to a group of starry-eyed drooling men.

The Italian asks one of these knockouts is she's one of the girls who gives the hand-jobs for $30 apiece.

With a sly, demure twinkle in her eye, she purrs yes.

Vito turns to her and says fine, then do me a favor and go wash your hands good with hot soap and water because I want the Grilled Cheese sandwich!