I don't if this next one can even get close to what you posted up before Mamaluke, but here goes nothing!
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Three men wanted to make a phone call from down in Hell to remind their relatives to be good, warning them of Hell's harsh conditions.

Their nationalities were American, Italian, and Ethiopian. So they decided to go ask permission of Lucifer the Devil who was the big boss.

Lucifer allowed the American to place his call but the Devil charged him $100 dollars.
Then the Italian stepped up to make his call and the Devil made him pay 50 Euros because of the fact that Italy was a bit less developed than the USA.
Next in line, the Ethiopian was allowed to made his call but the Devil only made him pay 1 single penny.

Upon seeing this, both the American and the Italian starting complaining to the Devil that it wasn't fair to charge them so much more. They wanted to know why the Ethiopian paid so much less.

Lucifer quickly responded, "The Ethiopian had only placed a local call, whereas both of your calls were International."