As Mulberry Street's Angelo Parisi carried his suitcase off his flight from New York's LaGuardia Airport, he was thrilled knowing that he was the first member of his family ever accepted to Harvard University.
On his first day at the campus he walked around marveling at all the beautiful buildings at Harvard. He decided to check out their library.
He spotted an upperclassman sitting on a bench, so Angelo approached him and asked, "Hey pal, could ya tell me where the liberry is zat?"
The upperclassman then stated, "Here at Harvard we never end sentences with a preposition. Would you care to rephrase that question properly?"
Angelo looked at him and scowled. Raising an eyebrow he then said to him, "Ok my man, for you, no problem whatsoever," ...."Hey jerk off, tell me where the fuckin liberry is before I give you a swift kick in the ass!"
