If Jesus was born in Italy instead of Bethlehem:

In Bethlehem,Joseph and Mary were told there was no room at the Inn.
In Italy,Giuseppe would have told Maria,"I got a guy at this place,I'll go talk to him"

In Bethlehem, 3 wise men brought gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
In Italy, 3 wise guys would've handed over envelopes stuffed with cash

In Bethlehem, Jesus was entertained by a poor little drummer boy.
In Italy, a comedian would've opened up for a singer.