In Bethlehem,Joseph and Mary were told there was no room at the Inn. In Italy,Giuseppe would have told Maria,"I got a guy at this place,I'll go talk to him"
In Bethlehem, 3 wise men brought gold, frankincense, and myrrh. In Italy, 3 wise guys would've handed over envelopes stuffed with cash
In Bethlehem, Jesus was entertained by a poor little drummer boy. In Italy, a comedian would've opened up for a singer.