A little humor for you on this blistery cold Christmas Eve morning.
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Q: Why did Eve wanna leave "The Garden of Eden?"

A: Because she fell for The Big Apple!
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Q: Why do people from India love New York City?

A: Because there's a Delhi on nearly every corner!
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Q: Whats the only thing that grows in Harlem?

A: The crime rate!

Last edited by NYMafia; 12/24/21 06:27 AM.