Did you hear about Meyer Lansky's nervous breakdown ? He saw a sign in a restaurant window that said "free ham".

I used to date a girl that was so dumb,she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds.

She thought Moby Dick is a sexually transmitted disease.

She thought LBJ is Spanish for oral sex.

Her nickname was "pinata" because you had to be blindfolded to hit it.

Her sister's nickname was "Titanic" because over a thousand men went down on her.