A Sicilian farmer named Vito went out and purchased a new strong young rooster for his farm named Giovanni. And as soon as he brought him back to the farm the young rooster started rushing around the yard screwing all 100 of the farmers young hens. The farmer was very impressed to say the least.
At lunchtime, young Giovanni pranced around and screwed all 100 hens once more! The Sicilian farmer is not just impressed any longer, he's actually worried now. Especially after the following morning when he saw the horny rooster start screwing all the turkeys, ducks, and he even tried mounting a cow.
Later that same day Vito gazed out into the barnyard and found "Giovanni the Rooster" all stretched out on his back, limp as a rag doll, his eyes closed, dead, with a band of vultures circling him up above in the sky.
Vito ran out and looked down at his young rooster's limp body and said, "You deserved it, you horny bastardo!"
Just then Giovanni slightly opens one eye, points up at the vultures with his wing, and says, "Shhhh!, they'd just about to come down and land."
