An Italian family was sitting around the dinner table one evening when the family patriarch turned to his oldest son and asked, "Vito, why are you so fucking fat?"

Vito replied, "Poppa, I can't help it. Momma's meatballs are so delicious that I can't stop eating them!"

Poppa then said, "Well maybe you should start taking smaller bites then."

Poppa then turned to his middle son and asked him the same question, "Anthony, why are you such a fat fuck like your brother Vito?"

Anthony quickly replied to his father, "I'm so sorry poppa but its momma's Lasagna. I can't stop eating it because its so friggin good!"

His poppa then quickly pointedly scolded him saying, "Maybe you should also take smaller bites then as well, huh Anthony??"

Then poppa turned to his youngest son and asked, "Fredo, how do you stay so very slim and trim?"

Fredo replied, "It's easy poppa, I just make sure to eat lots and lots of pussy daily.

Poppa frowned and said, "Pussy? Pussy tastes like a shit!

Fredo was quick to reply, "Poppa, then maybe YOU should start taking smaller bites!"