Giuseppe, an Italian businessman who was on his deathbed called his good friend to his side and said, "Luigi, I want you to promise me one thing. When I finally die you'll have my body cremated."

Luigi looked at his friend puzzled and replied, "And what do you want me to do with your ashes?"

Giuseppe replied, "Just pour them into an envelope and mail my remains to the IRS. You can write on the envelope, "Now you have everything!"