You's greazeballs done with your circle jerk yet? Buncha Don Colognes.

Know what alicecooper had for breakfast?

Potatoes.

Know what alicecooper had for lunch? Potatoes. And God invented whiskey so we wouldn't take over the world!

And I didn't see Stallones name yet. Tisk risk. OK, carry on all you fine Italians. Go Columbus!