An old and dying mafia boss is on his deathbed. He summons his 26 year old grandson. He shows his grandson a gun and says, "I want you to have this piece so you won't forget me."
The grandson not interested in the gun says, "Nonno I dont like the gun, but I do like that beautiful crafted Rolex watch."
The mafia boss responds, "My son didn't teach you nothing," while shaking his head. "Now listen and pay attention. One day, you will come home tired after a long day of work to see your wife in bed with some guy. What are you going to do? Point at your Rolex watch and say, "Times Up?"