Didja hear about the made man who was drummed out of the Mafia for stupidity? They sent him out to blow up a car--he burned his lips on the tailpipe.

Ntra la porta tua lu sangu � sparsu,
E nun me mporta si ce muoru accisu...
E s'iddu muoru e vaju mparadisu
Si nun ce truovo a ttia, mancu ce trasu.