Tapatio is my favorite hot sauce, and IMO, the best tasting hot sauce. It contains no vinegar, which rules because I'm not a big fan of the vinegary taste in Tobasco. It's also got a really nice kick to it, not too hot, but not mild either. I put it on burgers, pizza, my scrambled eggs, Doritos, potato chips, Pringles, almost anything you can think of putting hot sauce on. I go through about a bottle a month. It's fantastic. I also got this Habanero hot sauce called "El Yucateco." I use it sparingly, as it is hotter than the hinges on Hell's door.


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