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David Firth
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06/11/06 01:06 PM
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Anyone here--besides long_lost_corleone--a fan of David Firth' flash work? If you aren't, I present thee with a link. I'd check out Burntfaceman first, and then move on to the darker, more surreal things. Firth\'s Site
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: David Firth
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06/11/06 01:10 PM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
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We've already discussed this matter on several occasions, and you're aware I'm a fan already... My favorite series of his has to be Burnt-Face Man, a series whose episodes are not entirely on the link you entered. If anyone enjoys the content there, I suggesest checking out the Burnt-Face Man website
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: David Firth
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06/11/06 01:13 PM
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Corleone here can't handle the strong stuff, like Video Dating Tape or Valentines Day.
Many a night after he viewed these works of art I had to cradle him in my arms like a baby lamb...whispering Satanic rhymes in his ears...
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: David Firth
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06/11/06 01:20 PM
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Right here, but I'd rather be ...
long_lost_corleone
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And you've got the sweet touch of an Angel...
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: David Firth
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06/11/06 01:23 PM
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Anyway, pushing these homoerotic shenanigans aside, I'd like to extend an invitation to everyone on this to board: watch a David Firth flash and post on here describing your experience.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: David Firth
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06/11/06 03:58 PM
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Mhmm. And which Firth dealie did you...uh...*fancy word* watch?
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: David Firth
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06/11/06 04:09 PM
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Fair enough.
And, speaking of arousal, who wants to play the banjo?
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: David Firth
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06/13/06 05:42 AM
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It's fun to stay in the YMCA
Turi Giuliano
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It's fun to stay in the YMCA
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I love most, if not all, of his work. There's different characters for different moods. Most of the flash is good when you're on K or weed. Devvo and BFM are much better when you're drunk. BFM also has a soundboard: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/248910 I've transferred half of them to my phone and use them as message tones. There's also another flash genius around, search newgrounds for Bunny Kill, or something like that. I can't remember the creators name but it's an excellent piece of action.
So die all who betray Giuliano
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