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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:21 PM
06/16/06 01:21 PM
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Valenti
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omg liek hppy bday llc11111!
i hoep u hv a nce bday!!1111! omg liek bday!!1111
Wait a second...it isn't your birthday!
You, sir, are a fraud! A fake! A homosexual! I won't stand for it!
I challenge you to a duel, Kevin. That's right, I know your secret identity.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:26 PM
06/16/06 01:26 PM
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Originally posted by Valenti:
omg liek hppy bday llc11111!
i hoep u hv a nce bday!!1111! omg liek bday!!1111
Wait a second...it isn't your birthday!
You, sir, are a fraud! A fake! A homosexual! I won't stand for it!
I challenge you to a duel, Kevin. That's right, I know your secret identity. Well, your name is Jack, and you live in the fucking desert! That's right, sand-person! Remove your human-like mask IMMEDIATELY! In other news, my birthday is a 365 day-a-year event. Accept that, or Bogey will eat you. Alive. That's right. I wrote that bit in italics, because I'm just into that stuff. Cannibalism. That's just extremely sexy. Cannibalism. ...Right. So. Thanks for the... very late... Birthday wishes! Woo-hoo! Cannibalism.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:27 PM
06/16/06 01:27 PM
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Valenti
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Shhh, be quiet. Men are talking.
Now, bogey, I'll need you to fetch some frilly pants and old, vintage civil war pistols. Me and Kevin will FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:27 PM
06/16/06 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by DE NIRO'S SISTER: Thats what i was pionting out it isnt his bday! At least sum1 thinks the same!  You think factual knowledge?
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:28 PM
06/16/06 01:28 PM
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Originally posted by Valenti:
FIGHT TO THE DEATH! *SONIC BOOM* I win, anyway. Beat you, Kev.
President of the long_lost_corleone Fan Club
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:34 PM
06/16/06 01:34 PM
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Oh, bogey. You make me laugh.
*edges uncomfortably close*
MAKE ME LAUGH SOME MORE.
HAHAHAH
CANTEEN BOY=FUNNY. ***.
Happy birthday, Kevin. I'm glad you're sixteen again. Some people say that's the sweetest...age.
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:42 PM
06/16/06 01:42 PM
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*Sonic booms everyone*
Longest birthday thread ever.
I win.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/16/06 01:44 PM
06/16/06 01:44 PM
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Let's make it just seven pages of this craziness.
*licks Kevin's face*
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/17/06 01:01 AM
06/17/06 01:01 AM
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New Jersey, USA
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Originally posted by Valenti:
omg liek hppy bday llc11111!
i hoep u hv a nce bday!!1111! omg liek bday!!1111
Wait a second...it isn't your birthday!
You, sir, are a fraud! A fake! A homosexual! I won't stand for it!
I challenge you to a duel, Kevin. That's right, I know your secret identity. One more post like this, and it's bye-bye time.
I studied Italian for 2 semesters. Not once was a "C" pronounced as a "G", and never was a trailing "I" ignored! And I'm from Jersey!  lol Whaddaya want me to do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? --Peter Griffin My DVDs | Facebook | Godfather Filming Locations
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/17/06 11:43 PM
06/17/06 11:43 PM
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Just saw some of these posts after abandoning this thread: :D  That's right, Geoff! Originally posted by AppleOnYa: Happy BELATED birthday, long_lost_corleone and Tony Love  !!
AppleOnYa Thanks, Apple! And sorry, LLC for cashing in on your birthday...
"Any American who is prepared to run for president should automatically, by definition, be disqualified from ever doing so"-Gore Vidal
"Conformity is the jailer of freedom and enemy of growth"-John Fitzgerald Kennedy
"The reason the mainstream is thought of as a stream is because of its shallowness"-George Carlin
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/18/06 10:15 AM
06/18/06 10:15 AM
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Originally posted by Tony Love:
Thanks, Apple! And sorry, LLC for cashing in on your birthday... Yo' think you can jus' be all sa'rry, and it'll be ok? Eh? Wha? Yo' callin' me gay? I ain't gay! Look at ma' girlfriends ass! I like that! ... Seriously though, no problems man.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/19/06 12:47 AM
06/19/06 12:47 AM
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Well, now that I know what the secret ingredient in my Birthday cake was, I can rest easy.
"Somebody told me when the bomb hits, everybody in a two mile radius will be instantly sublimated, but if you lay face down on the ground for some time, avoiding the residual ripples of heat, you might survive, permanently fucked up and twisted like you're always underwater refracted. But if you do go gas, there's nothing you can do if the air that was once you is mingled and mashed with the kicked up molecules of the enemy's former body. Big-kid-tested, motherf--ker approved."
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Re: Happy 16th Birthday long_lost_corleone!
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06/19/06 09:46 AM
06/19/06 09:46 AM
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I also put some Tannis Root in your birthday cake.
Rosemary's Baby references abound!
"Make me a sandwich. Oh, excuse me, did I say 'ask me a question?' No. I want you to make me a fucking sandwich right now, or so help me God I will rip off your testicles and put them in my salad.
And I don't even like salad."
-Valenti
Secretary of the Long Lost Corleone fan club.
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