In this thread im going to give 10 things that always go wrong at the WRONG times. Discuss on this thread what you think and your list of things!!

1.You go for a meeting and your phone rings your ringtone happens to be the latest rap song.

2.You buy something big out at shopping then walk out the shop. You get halfway home and the bag snaps spilling your new underwear on the floor.

3.Your brother/sister (or best mate) tell your new girlfriend/boyfriend about the time you had a toilet accident during your teens.

4.You go in the bath and the phone rings.

5.You have just woken up and you go down with just your underwear on the door bell rings you answer it thinking its your mate you have only got underwear on its a saleswomen/man

6.You are having a party the guest arrive. They ask if there is any music. You remember and turn it on but it is broke that means no music!!

7.You need your phone right now but when you go to use it needs recharging but you then cant find the charger for it.

8.You are late for work your car has been sent for a repair so its time to take the bus. Your walking up the street and it drifts straight past you run for it for 5 mins but its too late it you lose sight. And your already late for work.

9.You are expecting a phone call you are napping in bed the phone ring. You jump straight up and try to find your dressing gown. But its gone. By the time you find it you have ran halfway downstairs and it stops!

10. You are in a cafe there is 1 table left you rush towards it but too late someone else gets it!

1. A bomb blows up a bus, and you happen to be on it.
2. A bomb blows up a plane, and you happen to be on it.
3. A bomb blows up down a pair of pants, and you happen to be wearing them.
4. A bomb falls from the sky on top of you. It doesn't blow up.
5. You see a bomb and jump from a moving bus. It doesn't blow up.
6. You see a bomb and jump from a moving plane. It doesn't blow up.
7. You realise a bomb is down your pants, and you take them off in public. It doesn't blow up.
8. The elastic on your swimming shorts snaps when already in a pool.
9. The pool is full of sharks.
10. ...And you can't swim.

1. Your walking down the street you see a women/man that you like you decide to stare you then fall down a hole

2. You die your hair for a night out it turns out pink

3. You are out with your mate you cant find them so you panic you start to look for them you see them and then kick them straight in the back they turn around its not them

4.You go out and its a lovely day your going out for a long walk you get halfway there and it pours it down what you going to do?

5. You buy a video game and when you get home and open the pack there is nothing in there!

6. You get on a plane and just as it takes off you remember that you havnt bought something that is soo important you panic!!

7. You kiss your mum bye and then you walk to your girlfriends house they realise that youv got lipstick all on your lips!

8. You try something on in a shop you put it on but it rips!

9. You are waiting for one of your mates to come out of the changing rooms theyv been too long so you trapse in but you end up going in the wrong cubicle!

10. You wake up and forget that the light bulb is up ahead you have a bruise all year round!

I bet this has happened to some people! Hasnt it!??

How about going to a public toilet then in your moment of need there's no toilet paper. Then you hear voices of other people and realise your in the wrong genders toilets.

It happened. I was 11.

It happens to me. At home, to boot!!!!

It never fails, but when I'm on my way to something that requires me to dress up, and I'm wearing pantyhose, I will definitely feel that "crawl" up my leg and realize that, once again, I have a huge run. It usually happens when I'm on my way to some important meeting.

Or how about you're dying for the toilet on a night out, get there, it's full of other blokes, and then you suddenly don't need it?

It happened. I was 18.

You boys love to talk about PUBLIC TOILETS anybody got anything different?!!

Okay.

So I was in my home toilet one day and...

Toilets again

but oh well.. go on...

you can sit at home in atidy house all alone,bored with nothing to do one day and the next you will have a house full of people, you wont have tidied or have anything to offer your guests and your favorite movie will be on tv :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Yeah, can't you guys share any pantyhose stories, like I did?

I would rather clean a toilet than wear pantyhose :rolleyes:

you wear garters, Mig?

you wear garters, Mig? [/b][/quote]Of blue velvet, I bet. And "Honi soit..." is written on them, in little diamonds. :p

lol

Is this conversation going anywere please lets change the subject! Somebody help me!

Or how about you're dying for the toilet on a night out, get there, it's full of other blokes, and then you suddenly don't need it?

It happened. I was 18. [/b][/quote]Stagefright, is all.

How about when you're using the bathroom at school, and your art teacher barges in thinking you're smoking, when in all reality you were doing what you went in there to do?

It happened. I was 15.

Why did she think you were smoking?

Because at my high school, EVERYONE smoked in the bathroom. It was disgusting. So the next 3 stalls were occupied by girls smoking. My teacher just picked the wrong stall. The ONLY wrong stall.

Actually, rumor has it that she was having an affair with Miss Snider. Maybe it wasn't a mistake.

Did she apologise to you or did she think you was smoking?

She apologized after I threatened to take her to the Board of Education.

She was just jealous 'cause I could draw better than her :p

That's just totally inconvenient; smoking, bad enough, but to get caught snorting cocaine is another thing!

Is that meant to be a joke?

Was it taken as one?

That's just totally inconvenient; smoking, bad enough, but to get caught snorting cocaine is another thing! [/b][/quote]I know, it was completely ridiculous. Can you believe the bitch demanded to do a line with me? The nerve..

So was this snorting cocaine thing true did you?

Anybody got anymore things that have happened when needed the least!