I want to hear descriptions of people pets funny stories etc anything that is to do with your pet!!
Even if it is a plain fish just post your description! and get your pics in.!!

Iv got one.

Iv got a cat that is called Susie she is a black and white moggie with green eyes. She loves to SLEEP all day and have a mad half hour that means she will get up and run around the house with her tail up for 10 minutes or so.
Once it was a summer day and she was wondering outside when all of a sudden she came in through the kitchen through the dining hall then bamm! straight into a GLASS DOOR! Send some of your wacky stories and descriptions now please!!! I want to laugh

I'm not particularly fond of pets. I don't have any. I ocne had a goldfish, but it didn't take too well to my dipping a live wire into its bowl. And I once had three kittens, two of which were mauled by the local Rottweiler, and the third of which tasted real nice...

The other day, I was in town, and there was this little Jack Russell eyeing up some pigeons. A mischievous little thing, it ran for them, and the pigeons, being pigeons, saw it coming and all flew off. The dog ran straight into a glass door. Slam!

Aww you mean you ate a kitten omg!!!

LOLLERZ!!!111 :p

Watever lozzer!!! :p

Sure, I got pets. I have a little kitten who is nearly 1year. He was following me around outside one day as I was seeing to my Mother's hens. I turned around to see him sitting at the top af a small grass bank at the corner of the house, looking back at me. I finished tending to the hens, and when I turned round again he was gone. Nothing strange about that you might say, but I was suspiscious. As I was starting to head back to one of the outbuildings, I turned the corner and caught a glimpse of him hiding in the flower bed. I never let on I'd seen him, but before you know it -BAM!- He pounces at me as if to catch me by surprise! Oh boy, did I laugh.

I was flattered. He was treating me like another cat, and I never had that before. Dogs, sure - but a cat? It was an honour.

My cat's name is Casey. She's very spoiled and is about 3 years old. She dashes madly about the apartment sometimes and runs up behind me and tries to knock me down. She "grooms" me sometimes; she must think I'm her mother 'cause I found her when she was about 4 weeks old, she was so tiny. She's my baby.

You bet!

I have this rule, Mick. People who don't like pets have something wrong and should be distrusted. Now, every rule has exceptions. You are mine.

Erm, animal stories? I've kidnapped a cat, tried to rescue a jack russel that ran onto the road and an ice cream van ran straight over it - the dog was untouched, lost a snake, I've even bred hamsters.

And for your amusement, I took a picture of my mates cat whilst it slept, "Oooh sailor":

That looks like my cat!

one cat would find the American Dream, on the streets of Miami...

"YOU WANNA GO TO WAR!? I TAKE YOU TO WAR!"

Thats what my cat SUSIE does (once iv woke her up!!! )

I have this rule, Mick. People who don't like pets have something wrong and should be distrusted. Now, every rule has exceptions. You are mine. [/b][/quote]Yh thats right everybody should LOVE animals. Without them the world would be a starnge dont you think!?

I have this rule, Mick. People who don't like pets have something wrong and should be distrusted.[/b][/quote]:rolleyes:

I adore dogs more then most humans. In fact, a dog dying, even if it's one I don't know effects me more then a human dying.

I have three dogs. Unfortunately a few months ago I had to put down my favorite one I've had since I was two years old.

One day I'll buy one of the following.

Those dogs are beautiful! such blue eyes!! send some more!

I have this rule, Mick. People who don't like pets have something wrong and should be distrusted.[/quote]:rolleyes: [/b][/QUOTE]

don't you agree?

You know, there's a lot to be said about animals liking or disliking someone. They are terrific judges of character, better than most humans. If my dog didn't like someone, I knew to be careful.

My cat SUSIE always runs away from my brother paul. (DE NIRO)

I don't know your brother, so what could it mean?

Well he very tall for a start!!!

Maybe that's one reason. Your cat feels intimidated by that. Cats like to perch on something high so they can look down on everyone and everything.

Oh and theres another reason. My cat always goes to women you see my cat went to de niro's gf. And she always cuddles my mum and yet she never even goes near De Niro

Very valid point. I have two cats, Marilyn and Vinnie. Vinnie is currently jumping around on the desk and hitting the keys on the keyboard and this very short post has taken me forever to write. My other cat Marilyn has her own couch. There's four of us in my family so there's one long couch and three individual recliner seats. The one beside the TV belongs to Marilyn, not even my dad who hates cats sits on it. Pets really do have a lot of power hey?

Yes they do. You see my cat, like any other cat , has her own little bed that lays on her own chair. If you go near her and try to take her away from there she will scratch you! Does yours do that?

Oh and my cat, has a thing about different kinds of food. She hates really expensive stuff and will not eat it at all but when you give her jelly stuff she eats it as quick as a flash!! But shes my baby!

My baby is the same way. She only eats one certain kind of cat food. She really thinks she's in charge. She bullies me out of my own bed. She stands at the door and cries until I let her in the bedroom. She's such a brat!

If that message was from somebody that was called Anymous i would think it was my cat!! My cat does some funny miows and i always know what she wants!

I've always found German people to be quite a histeria.

She has a meow that says it's time to get up, one that says feed me, one that says I want lickies (fur ball medicine), and one that says Mommy, I want in the same room you're in.