GangsterBB.NET


Funko Pop! Movies:
The Godfather 50th Anniversary Collectors Set -
3 Figure Set: Michael, Vito, Sonny

Who's Online Now
1 registered members (1 invisible), 233 guests, and 3 spiders.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Shout Box
Site Links
>Help Page
>More Smilies
>GBB on Facebook
>Job Saver

>Godfather Website
>Scarface Website
>Mario Puzo Website
NEW!
Active Member Birthdays
No birthdays today
Newest Members
TheGhost, Pumpkin, RussianCriminalWorld, JohnnyTheBat, Havana
10349 Registered Users
Top Posters(All Time)
Irishman12 67,947
DE NIRO 44,945
J Geoff 31,286
Hollander 24,649
pizzaboy 23,296
SC 22,902
Turnbull 19,541
Mignon 19,066
Don Cardi 18,238
Sicilian Babe 17,300
plawrence 15,058
Forum Statistics
Forums21
Topics42,485
Posts1,061,694
Members10,349
Most Online1,100
Jun 10th, 2024
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Cookie Monster is P.C. #106692
04/12/05 06:44 PM
04/12/05 06:44 PM
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389
State Asylum
Snake Offline OP
Underboss
Snake  Offline OP
Underboss
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389
State Asylum
A Politically-Correct Cookie Monster

Okay. Rip my eyes out, 'cause now I've seen it all!! :rolleyes:


"Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God."
"God's going to sit this one out." The Punisher (2004)
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106693
04/12/05 06:46 PM
04/12/05 06:46 PM
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 14,900
Beth E Offline
Crabby
Beth E  Offline
Crabby

Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 14,900
Maybe he can do Pilates with the gay Teletubbie.


How about a little less questions and a lot more shut the hell up - Brian Griffin

When there's a will...put me in it.
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106694
04/12/05 06:51 PM
04/12/05 06:51 PM
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 298
Philadelphia
The Irish Mafia 28 Offline
Capo
The Irish Mafia 28  Offline
Capo
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 298
Philadelphia
That is sad... Cookie is a sometimes food.


"If you did so good exposing us, Donnie, whyzit you and your family gotta live a coverup for the rest of your lives?"
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106695
04/12/05 07:20 PM
04/12/05 07:20 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,155
Some anonymous motel room.
Don Vercetti Offline
Don Vercetti  Offline

Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,155
Some anonymous motel room.
Seriously, when your life involves trying to put a fucking muppet on a diet, you should really step back and evaluate your existence.

First a muppet gets AIDS, and now Cookie Monster has to be toned down? :rolleyes:


Proud Member of the Gangster BB Bratpack - Fighting Elitism and Ignorance Since 2006
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106696
04/12/05 07:24 PM
04/12/05 07:24 PM
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 2,774
New York
raggingbull2003 Offline
Underboss
raggingbull2003  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 2,774
New York
I cannot believe how stupid this is. When I read it today in the paper, I almost broke down with utter disbelievement. Not because I like or liked Sesame Street, but because of how stupid man kind can be.


"You can shear a sheep many times, but you can skin him only once."
-Amarillo Slim
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106697
04/12/05 07:30 PM
04/12/05 07:30 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,886
Folsom Prison
DonFerro55 Offline
Underboss
DonFerro55  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,886
Folsom Prison
TV is stupid.

The Doc


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106698
04/12/05 07:45 PM
04/12/05 07:45 PM
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,185
Detroit, MI
Cancerkitty Offline
Underboss
Cancerkitty  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Apr 2003
Posts: 1,185
Detroit, MI
Sure, you guy criticise now, but wait until all those fat kids get skinny again.


DelSquacho.com - All the world loves a clown, but not an evil clown.
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106699
04/12/05 09:47 PM
04/12/05 09:47 PM
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon Offline
Mama Mig
Mignon  Offline
Mama Mig

Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Quote:
Originally posted by Don Vercetti:

First a muppet gets AIDS,
WTF Is this true?


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106700
04/12/05 10:06 PM
04/12/05 10:06 PM
Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,155
Some anonymous motel room.
Don Vercetti Offline
Don Vercetti  Offline

Joined: Dec 2002
Posts: 12,155
Some anonymous motel room.
Quote:
Originally posted by Mignon:
[quote]Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
[b]
First a muppet gets AIDS,
WTF Is this true? [/b][/quote] Err, HIV-Positive

I don't think it's in the US though, I think it's South America.


Proud Member of the Gangster BB Bratpack - Fighting Elitism and Ignorance Since 2006
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106701
04/12/05 10:16 PM
04/12/05 10:16 PM
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Mignon Offline
Mama Mig
Mignon  Offline
Mama Mig

Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 19,066
OH, VA, KY
Thanks for the info DV


Dylan Matthew Moran born 10/30/12


Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106702
04/13/05 07:41 AM
04/13/05 07:41 AM
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389
State Asylum
Snake Offline OP
Underboss
Snake  Offline OP
Underboss
Joined: Mar 2002
Posts: 3,389
State Asylum
Quote:
Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
[quote]Originally posted by Mignon:
[b] [quote]Originally posted by Don Vercetti:
[b]
First a muppet gets AIDS,
WTF Is this true? [/b][/quote] Err, HIV-Positive

I don't think it's in the US though, I think it's South America. [/b][/quote]The world has gone mad, sure enough!


"Vaya con Dios, Castle. Go with God."
"God's going to sit this one out." The Punisher (2004)
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106703
04/13/05 07:49 AM
04/13/05 07:49 AM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,206
Los Angeles
Letizia B. Offline
Underboss
Letizia B.  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,206
Los Angeles
"New episodes of the children’s show will see him stuffing his face with fresh fruit and veg instead."

Oh yeah, 'cause that's why kids liked cookies, because of the Cookie Monster. Now, fruits and vegetables will quickly replace cookies as the staple "treat" for kids everywhere.

Hey, here's a thought! Why don't parents stop buying their kids all that junk food? They should put this influence stuff on adult shows. A kid who's at the Sesame Street age isn't gonna go out and buy his own junk food anyway, it's the parents that buy them. And no matter WHAT the Cookie Monster does, what self-respecting kid is going to tell his mom "No, thanks, I'm really watching my health" when he's offered a cookie?

They're targeting the wrong audience with that message.

Oh, and you're all absolutely right... TV sucks and it's really gotten out of hand.

Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106704
04/13/05 08:59 AM
04/13/05 08:59 AM
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984
California
The Italian Stallionette Offline
The Italian Stallionette  Offline

Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,984
California
We are way to PC for my taste. And not just when it comes to Cookie Monster IMHO, but I won't go there.) My daughters watched CM all the time as kids, and not once did I ever have concerns that their diet may be threatened by his love for cookies, since I controlled thier diet. :rolleyes:

Too much is placed on PC. Where the hell are the parents? Cookies, candy and ice cream always attract kids and always will, and it's the parents that need to control it not PC tv shows.

TIS


"Mankind must put an end to war before war puts an end to mankind. War will exist until that distant day when the conscientious objector enjoys the same reputation and prestige that the warrior does today." JFK

"War is over, if you want it" - John Lennon

Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106705
04/13/05 11:15 AM
04/13/05 11:15 AM
Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 5,453
California
X
XDCX Offline
XDCX  Offline
X

Joined: Feb 2004
Posts: 5,453
California
Jesus Christ, have we not learned anything in the past 10 years???? What, with the Columbine shootings, murders committed by kids who claim they were influenced by Mortal Kombat and Grand Theft Auto, the parents aren't to blame, ENTERTAINMENT IS!! (I hope the sarcasm is sensed, cuz I'm laying it on pretty thick).

It amazes me, when their kid gets shot at school, or if it's their kids doing the shooting, they automatically drop all responsibility and find someone else to blame. Now, it's taken to a lesser extreme, with the Cookie Monster. I LOVED Sesame Street as a kid, but did the Cookie Monster make me wanna eat cookies? No, I ate cookies because I liked cookies to begin with, not becaue Cookie Monster told me too. Jesus Christ, at 4 years old, I WAS SCARED OF MONSTERS, WHY THE HELL WOULD I LISTEN TO ONE?!?!


"Growing up my dad was like 'You have a great last name, Galifianakis. Galifianakis...begins with a gal...and ends with a kiss...' I'm like that's great dad, can we get it changed to 'Galifianafuck' please?" -- Zach Galifianakis



Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106706
04/13/05 12:01 PM
04/13/05 12:01 PM
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,886
Folsom Prison
DonFerro55 Offline
Underboss
DonFerro55  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 1,886
Folsom Prison
If you give a cookie monster a cookie, he's going to ask for a slice of an orange?

Then he's going to put down the cookie and eat the orange?


Cookie monters eat cookies. Otherwise they might eat children. Cookies help to quell the thirst for children blood. Cookies keep children safe at night. Without cookies, the cookie monster will get bored of fruits and veggies and he will move on to sweeter meats.

A kid without a cookie, is a stupid kid. Kids need to learn how to sneak into a kitchen unnoticed and steal cookies, it's a life lesson. The cookie monster was like a General in the War against parents for cookies. He helped lead the children into cookie bliss. With the General's retirement from the War of the Cookie, a replacement will be needed. The cookie MUST be eaten by the mouths of the young.

The Doc

P.S. Sorry if this is rediculous but I felt the need for a rediculous analogy to go with this rediculous story. :p


And you liar, teller of tall tales: you trample all the Lord's commandments underfoot, you murder, steal, commit adultery, and afterward break into tears, beat your breast, take down your guitar and turn sin into a song. Shrewd devil, you know very well that God pardons singers no matter what they do, because he can simply die for a song.
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106707
04/13/05 12:14 PM
04/13/05 12:14 PM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 518
Detroit
TonyD Offline
Underboss
TonyD  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 518
Detroit
Quote:
Originally posted by The Italian Stallionette:
We are way to PC for my taste.
I hear ya on that TIS ... it really gets under my skin too. PC is a form of extremism.

As far as cookie monster, that's sad. I just don't buy that he is an "outdated roll model" (cringe)

To be honest, it's been impossible for me to see Sesame Street as PC ever since that photo came out from before they got good jobs on the show.
Who knew? ;-)



"we are bigger than US Steel" ... Hyman Roth and Meyer Lansky
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106708
04/13/05 12:15 PM
04/13/05 12:15 PM
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,206
Los Angeles
Letizia B. Offline
Underboss
Letizia B.  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Apr 2004
Posts: 4,206
Los Angeles
Quote:
Originally posted by DonFerro55:
P.S. Sorry if this is rediculous but I felt the need for a rediculous analogy to go with this rediculous story. :p
Are you kidding? That was my favorite one out of all 1285 of your posts.

Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106709
04/13/05 12:17 PM
04/13/05 12:17 PM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 518
Detroit
TonyD Offline
Underboss
TonyD  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 518
Detroit
One of the worst examples of PC in kids programming I have EVER seen is what they did with the new version of the Charlie Brown Christmas (which I saw aired the year before last). Made me sick to my stomach.
I don't know if you've seen it but it is soooo PC ... it's really, *really* awful.


"we are bigger than US Steel" ... Hyman Roth and Meyer Lansky
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106711
04/13/05 12:54 PM
04/13/05 12:54 PM
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 13,145
East Tennessee
R
ronnierocketAGO Offline
ronnierocketAGO  Offline
R

Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 13,145
East Tennessee
TonyD, err what? Explain what you mean.

anyway, remember that FAMILY GUY episode when SESEME STREET and HOMICIDE were combined into one show? Hilarious!

Speaking of which, anyone here ever check out Peter FAT KIWI BASTARD Jackson's MEET THE FEEBLES? I mean damn...

Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106712
04/13/05 01:02 PM
04/13/05 01:02 PM
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 518
Detroit
TonyD Offline
Underboss
TonyD  Offline
Underboss
Joined: Aug 2001
Posts: 518
Detroit
Quote:
Originally posted by ronnierocketAGO:
TonyD, err what? Explain what you mean.
?
Explain about ... the Charlie Brown Christmas??? ...

(The *new* version they did a few years ago that replaced the one done in the 1960's.)


"we are bigger than US Steel" ... Hyman Roth and Meyer Lansky
Re: Cookie Monster is P.C. #106713
04/13/05 01:10 PM
04/13/05 01:10 PM
Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 11,468
With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
dontomasso Offline
Consigliere to the Stars
dontomasso  Offline
Consigliere to the Stars

Joined: Feb 2005
Posts: 11,468
With Geary in Fredo's Brothel
The Cookie Monster is a personal computer?


"Io sono stanco, sono imbigliato, and I wan't everyone here to know, there ain't gonna be no trouble from me..Don Corleone..Cicc' a port!"

"I stood in the courtroom like a fool."

"I am Constanza: Lord of the idiots."


Moderated by  Don Cardi, J Geoff, SC, Turnbull 

Powered by UBB.threads™