NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME - OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will
accept a maximum of eight participants
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER
BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and
support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house
upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST!
Real life testimonial from the one man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN
YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques --> Hello Turi!
REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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11 Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative.
"He kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband #2 was in software services.
"He was never really sure how it was supposed to function,
but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
"Husband #3 was from field services.
"He said everything checked out diagnostically
but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in telemarketing.
"Even though he knew he had the order,
he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband #5 was an engineer.
"He understood the basic process
but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from finance and administration.
"He thought he knew how,
but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband #7 was in marketing.
"Although he had a nice product,
he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband #8 was a psychologist.
"All he ever did was talk about it.
"Husband #9 was a gynecologist.
"All he did was look at it.
"Husband #10 was a stamp collector.
"All he ever did was...
"God! I miss him!
"But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
