On vacation today and while reading the paper I saw that an ex hockey player from the Phila. Flyers was in a scheduled boxing match last night. Made me think that former skater Tanya Harding is boxing now along with a slew of others, so I was thinking what boxing matches would be of interest between those on the BB and initial thoughts were;

PLawrence vs. Don Sicilia aka DB. The Old Codger vs his MWA. The overall consensus would be for PL since DB always seems to come in second, however there is also the thought that PL would talk so much and rattle off so many useless stats that he could be winded by the later rounds.

JGeoff vs. DMC – Another match of MWAs. May not be the most skillful of fights, probably plenty of ‘groping’ occurring in this one I am sure, along with numerous name calling and Penis references.

Freddie C. vs Freddie C. Sr. – When FC Sr. realizes young FC had sex in his bed while they were away he is going to kick his ass so bad, there is a chance it might not last one minute. FC Jr. may be quick but the ring is only so big. This will be ugly

Partagas vs. Mrs. Partagas – After Parts gets caught with his hand in the cookie jar – actually the Chat room with the young ladies on the board and Mrs. Parts realizes how he constantly talks about his wiener and proudly shows pictures of it – this one will probably be over faster than the above mentioned FC Jr vs FC Sr. No more wiener pics after this one ladies.

La Dolce Vita – vs. Beth – Thelma and Louis in the ring together. No real animosity here, I just want to see two ‘old broads’ battle it out. :p Although LDV is fiesty, odds are on Beth since she really does frighten me.

DCardi & FS vs. Patrick – A handicap match, Old School vs New School. Don Cardi will bring his ‘little friend’, FS will bring Pop and Patrick will bring his gang of Thugs – stakes will be high in this one.

SC vs. All the kids on the board that don’t Listen – SC, aka ScarFinger will open a can of whoopass on all the kids – he will mow them down 1 by 1 and restore order to the board. Feeling all tough and cocky he will go home only to find Consigliere's Lady is still the boss.

TIS vs. ??? Nobody will probably want to fight TIS. One reason is she is much older, she is pushing 90 I believe :p , but she is too nice that nobody would want to fight her anyway – maybe she can be a ring card girl.

Latizia vs. the guy that broke her nail – Hell hath not fury like a woman scorn nor one that gets their nail broke. The Beverly Hills rich kid princess will be taking no prisoners in this one, not prone to fighting but will defend to the death a broken nail

MaryCas vs. ‘that no talent scum bag’ that got the last part he auditioned for. No explanation here, howevre at the end of the day odds are MC will find himself back in the role due to the ‘no talent scum bag’ needing to pull out due to both physical and emotional damage.

Any others I may have missed ?

Mr. Bad Daddy has too much time on his hands I see. What does Mrs. Bad Daddy say to all this?

The only way LDV and I will get in a ring is if it's a jello fight. We've made this offer several times and got no takers, so you've run out of chances.

Very cute Big Daddy, I like this idea! A show like this would blow The Contender and Survivor right out of the ratings!

Only thing is I'm too experienced to face my young challenger. It would not be a fair to him. So I'll just manage and train FS for this bout and call him "My Little Friend," fair enough?


Don Cardi

My money would have to be on DC. Sorry Pat. Iam sure ur a good fighter and all but DC is a sick puppy!

Who me, nah, I'm a lover, not a fighter! I'll leave the brawling to the youngins, too old and experienced for that kind of stuff! Look where it got Sonny! Then again, look where it also got Carlo!


Don Cardi

Great, just steal my ideas! I guess DMC and I will have to settle for mud wrestling... :p

Well at least you get to box. Apparently, being in my nineties, I'm way too old.

Maybe I'll just kick Vercetti's ass....just for the hell of it. Keeps him on his toes. :p


TIS


BTW Big Daddy, this really is a fun post. I'm trying to think of good match-ups to add to the fun. You've come up with some good ones.

So who wants to fight me then

I'd fight you, TIS... just for fun, of course.

I'd go easy on you though, not because you're old, but because (as unlikely as it sounds) I can kick ass pretty good. By no means to I look tough, but I've taken over ten years of martial arts. Sure, I'm not "prone" to fighting, but I sure as hell know how. I guess I'm not the sissy BDD thought I was, huh? It's okay, though... I'm not insulted by the fact that people think I'm not tough. I'd feel worse if I did look tough.

So when do you want to fight? Let me know when you get the OK from your doctor to move around without that walker. Do you think your home nurse would be game to play ring card girl for us?

By the way, I'd pay to see JG vs. DMC... That sounds like some serious entertainment!!

I love it! Especially Pat -vs- FS. That would be hysterical!

Why does everyone think that? In Vegas TIS was driving the forklift that was bringing her breakfast to the table and some guy got in the way.... she almost ran him down because he didn't move out of the way fast enough.

I'd pay to watch her kick Vercetti's ass, something she's been wanting to do for a long time.

Dang, where I come from sounds like she is calling you out. TIS, you are not gonna take that from her, are you ?

So we can add

TIS vs. Vershitty. Vershitty will get the early lead but midway through the momentum changes and TIS beats the veins right out of his a$$.

Why does everyone think that? In Vegas TIS was driving the forklift that was bringing her breakfast to the table and some guy got in the way.... she almost ran him down because he didn't move out of the way fast enough.

I'd pay to watch her kick Vercetti's ass, something she's been wanting to do for a long time.


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I'm laughing so hard, I have tears in my eyes.


Ok Zia, you wanna rumble kid? We'll rumble. My turf or yours??? All I need is one good breakfast in me and I'm ready to go!

How about Lavinia & Angie in a match. All we gotta do his plant Pacino somewhere and they'll automatically be in a boxing match.

TIS

I'll give you the home court advantage, TIS. I better remember not to get in the way of your breakfast, though. Hey, why don't we go out for breakfast together first, and then we can rumble when we're good and ready. That sounds like fun, huh? :p

I was gonna suggest the Pacino thing, too... only in my idea, it was a full-on rumble between Ang, Afsaneh, Lavinia, and whoever else there is... I know there are one or two more of those groupies. That's one I'd pay to see, too. We can make Part the ref in that one, I'm sure he'd be delighted. Although he might get a little jealous that they're not fighting over him.

I Johnny Stiltz volunteer to be the "special referee" in all the matches especially the jello one -and for the right price $$$ i can assure you the victory

who is my first customer

Hey Big Daddy Don, we should work on your vacation time, so you can get more days off. I see it has great outcome! That was hilarious!!
I can talk to your boss and your manager at home!

The problem with me and DB is that there's no hate or acrimony. Just the respect that two superior gladiators have for each other, and their desire and will to win.

Now, for a good match, how could you leave out plawrence vs. fathersson?

The outcomes may always be the same, but I still find the battles to be loads of fun.

Haha it'd be full of girly slapping. "Ooh come here, I'm gonna sthcratch your eyes out you basthtard".

Hey... I changed the sheets! That's gotta count for something!

Hey PLaw,

If you're gonna be in a boxing match, who's gonna take the bets???


TIS

Bad Daddy, do you have any kin folk in Bawl-mer? I was shopping and saw in the parking lot a white work truck with the words, "Big Daddy's Home Improvement" on the side, complete with a hound dog in the back. I was wondering what their idea of home improvement was, since their truck looked like "chic trailer park trash". I'm thinking maybe they just put those plastic, pink flamingos on people's lawns.

I'll fight anyone smaller than me. And I'll need a stick.

I forgot to comment on this... Great post BDD!

Why did I have Eye of the Tiger running in my head while I read that??

It's the eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the fight, Risin' up to the challenge, Of our rival...

I don't think this match will get out of the preliminary trash talking. Plaw would spend all of his time correcting FS's grammar. :p

I'd like to see Don Ferro take on Krlea, that's be interesting

What kind of martial arts have you taken, Zia?

You better put that on Pay-Per-View so the rest of us can watch it! A fight like that could really bring in the money

What kind of martial arts have you taken, Zia? [/b][/quote]I believe she misspelled it. She meant marital arts. :p

Why did I have Eye of the Tiger running in my head while I read that??

It's the eye of the tiger, It's the thrill of the fight, Risin' up to the challenge, Of our rival...
:p [/b][/quote]Not quite the reply I was expecting - you seem to be getting soft in your old age. :p

In her ninth month - after carrying around the baby for 8 months - I would bet Krlea would kick Don Ferro's a$$ up one side of the street and down the other. Women get very aggressive close to delivery.

Soft in my old age?? You must have me confused with Plaw!

BDD sets 'em up... I knock 'em down!

And oh yeah... We all know it goes without saying that I would kick plaw's butt. He'd run out of baby wipes just cleaning up the mess! :p

Much better and knock them down you did ....

Hey PL - your MWA said he would kick your a$$ - you gonna take that from him ? I don't see any mention of mutual respect nor any references to gladiators with the desire to win either :p