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Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/18/05 05:49 AM
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Take the test I'm half- sleepy and I took this test. I'm not sure how I ended up here but it seems that I made it to Limbo. Here it goes: Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.Sounds like better than everyday life I might add. :p
"Fire cannot kill a dragon." -Daenerys Targaryen, Game of Thrones
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/18/05 03:48 PM
01/18/05 03:48 PM
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well i said wtf why not take it and i got level 5 of hell
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
"Death is the answer to all problems. No man, no problem."
"I'd rather be hated for who i am, than loved for who i am not"
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/18/05 04:02 PM
01/18/05 04:02 PM
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Fifth Level of Hell -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Moderate Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Low Level 3 | High Level 4 | High Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | High Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/18/05 04:38 PM
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My favorite was when Dante went into the tundra and met with the man eating the guts of his cohert. Loved the story of betrayal and lament. Hell is after all our greatest fears.
"Only the dead have seen the end of war" -Plato
"There is no bread sweeter than the bread that you earn with your sweat" Nino Episcopo
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/19/05 01:38 AM
01/19/05 01:38 AM
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Jesus Christ! I'm damned to Level 8! Ah sh*t! I took the Lord's name in vain again! Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge--------------------------------------------------------------------- Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/19/05 02:44 AM
01/19/05 02:44 AM
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Well this was kind of a fun test. My results. Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer. Level Who are sent there? Score Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low Level 2 Lustful Extreme Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High Level 7 Violent Very High Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme Somthing tells me this isn't good.
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/19/05 03:02 AM
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J Geoff
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Seventh Level of Hell--------------------- Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level. -- The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Low Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate Level 2 | High Level 3 | High Level 4 | Very Low Level 5 | Low Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low Level 7 | High Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate Level 9 - Cocytus | Low Sheesh. Some people are just so uptight!
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Re: Dante's Inferno Test or where in the heck?
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01/19/05 04:48 PM
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Haha, so I scored "very high" on Levels 5, 6, 7, and 8. Wrathful and Gloomy, Heretic, Violent, Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers... mhmm sounds about right. Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level | Score Purgatory | Very Low Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low Level 2 | Moderate Level 3 | Moderate Level 4 | Low Level 5 | Very High Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High Level 7 | Very High Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate
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