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Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Well, as I've been watching the first season DVD set, I've realized that The Sopranos really does have some brilliant writers...some of the lines in the show are just so fucking funny! What I had in mind for this thread is to post your favorite lines, jokes, comments, etc. from any season and any episode of The Sopranos. I'll start off with one that cracks me up over and over: Scene: In Jackie's hospital room the guys are talking about the Jewish motel owners that want some help. They're discussing the situation and the Jewish guy who is a good friend of Jackie's (I forget his name) says that they're Hasidim, a branch of extremely Orthodox Jews. Paulie, in response says: "Hasidim, but I don't believe 'em!" in a great black person's voice... That line just cracks me up!!! 
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Uncle Junior got a good line when he is meeting with Tony in his doctors office..the line goes "Federal marshalls so far up my ass i can taste brill cream"
"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!"
"When they come, they'll come at what you love"
Someday soon, you're gonna have families of your own. And if you're lucky, you'll remember the little moments. Like this."-
Tony Soprano's toast during the candlelit dinner at Artie Bucco's resturant with his family during a power downing storm
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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TONY: "What's the problem?"
RICHIE: "Fuckin' Dick Barone!"
TONY: "As long as you're both happy."
JUNIOR: "The feds think I may pose a flight risk. Flight risk? I've been farting into the same sofa cushion for eighteen months."
PAULIE: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslavakians. Guy's an interior decorator."
CHRIS: (mystified) "His house looked like shit!"
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Originally posted by ChrisY2J:
PAULIE: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslavakians. Guy's an interior decorator."
CHRIS: (mystified) "His house looked like shit!" probably this one for me too, also another good moment is paulies rant about shoelace hygeine
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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09/28/02 03:56 PM
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The one about Notre Dame/Nostradamus was pretty funny I thought.
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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09/29/02 01:24 AM
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Hi,
The funniest line comes in one of the episodes that had Richie Aprile in it.
Tony: I thought I told you to back off of Beansie?
Richie: I did. Then I went foward again.
That one was good  I guess one of my favorites was this one: For 3 years 900 Jews held their own against 1500 Roman Soldiers. They chose death before enslavement... The Romans, where are they now?
Your looking at em asshole
Chris: "He could be out there stalking us right now..." -Paulie: "With what...his cock!
Tony Soprano : You're looking good. Looking better.
Junior Soprano: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Tony Soprano : Hey, you want that, it's a phone call away.
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Season 2, Episode 2:
Tony to Bobby "Bacala" Baccalieri: "You know, you really oughtta discover salad."
Bobby, while leaning on Tony's car: "What's that supposed to mean?"
Tony back to Bobby: "It means quit leaning on my car before you flip the damn thing, ya fat fuck!"
"Opinions are like buttholes...everyone has one and they all stink."
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Originally posted by Don_oF_Miami:
Recorded Operator: Directory assistant, what listing?
Junior: Yeah I need a number for Catherine Romano in Belville.
Recorded Operator: What city?
Now Agitated Junior: Cocksucker Belville! What season/episode was this from? I wanna hear it!
"Opinions are like buttholes...everyone has one and they all stink."
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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I can't believe that no one's mentioned Christopher's latest "mis-use" of words from last week ! (Season 4 / Episode 4)
When talking about who's leaking information, and the Feds, Christopher offers the opinion "They're trying to cause dysentery among us"...
Ummm...that would be "dissention", Chris. Not dysentery. :rolleyes:
Christopher = Norm Crosby.
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Agree with Chris Y2J: PAULIE: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslavakians. Guy's an interior decorator."
CHRIS: (mystified) "His house looked like shit!"
...and almost anything else from that episode. But what was the one ... last season? Before? With, I think, Big Pussy? When he and Christopher were in an elevator to visit, or so Pussy thought, some working ladies. Pussy: "Am I wearing too much cologne?" Christopher: "You smell like Poco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died."
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Agree with Chris Y2J: PAULIE: "You're not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Czechoslavakians. Guy's an interior decorator."
CHRIS: (mystified) "His house looked like shit!"
...and almost anything else from that episode. But what was the one ... last season? Before? With, I think, Big Pussy? When he and Christopher were in an elevator to visit, or so Pussy thought, some working ladies. Pussy: "Am I wearing too much cologne?" Christopher: "You smell like Poco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died."
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Originally posted by howardsternisgod:
[quote]Originally posted by Don_oF_Miami:
[b]Recorded Operator: Directory assistant, what listing?
Junior: Yeah I need a number for Catherine Romano in Belville.
Recorded Operator: What city?
Now Agitated Junior: Cocksucker Belville! What season/episode was this from? I wanna hear it![/b][/quote]Hi, Season 2. The episode was titled House Arrest. Paul
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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The guy who said, "Do I have on enough cologne?", to which Chris responded, "You smell like Paco Rabanne crawled up your ass and died", that was not Pussy. That was soon-to-be-executed capo-turned-rat Jimmy Altieri.
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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And that was Season One, Episode 13: I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano.
Chris: "He could be out there stalking us right now..." -Paulie: "With what...his cock!
Tony Soprano : You're looking good. Looking better.
Junior Soprano: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Tony Soprano : Hey, you want that, it's a phone call away.
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Hi, One of the funniest lines is delivered by Junior in The Weight. Junior:Whatever you do don't mention drugs.Not even Tylenol. Paul
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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A little off topic, but what the hell is a "D-Girl"? I remember thinking that throughout the whole episode and it didn't do anything but to confuse me more when Chris yelled out something to the effect of "You're just a fucking D-Girl!"...someone please shed some light on this...
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Re: Classic/Funny Sopranos Lines...
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Yeah, it means "development girl", which is one of the lowest rungs on the Hollywood ladder.
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