Hey guys, just wanted to say something (vaguely) related to organised crime about my weekend.
I'm from Ireland and I met this gorgeous Italian-American from, guess where........Chicago in a pub in Dublin!!! So I started telling her everything I knew about the city (from Accardo to Zangaro!) expecting her to be bored off her t!ts. Actually she was amazed that I knew so much about the mafia (and didn't take any offence to my stereotyping). She said she was really interested in that stuff too! She was like, the perfect girl! Unfortunately things didn't get anywhere coz she had to go early but I'd just like to say:

I LOVE ITALIAN-AMERICANS!!!!!